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First topic message reminder :

Di sebuah kg ada 3 org remaja yg suka lepak. Sorang tu nama dia Ali,
sorang tu Budin dan sorang lagi Ciko. Aktiviti seharian depa ni
menybbkan tok imam x senang duduk. Pd satu hari tok imam tu dtg dg niat
nak tarbiyah depa ni.

Maka berlakulah bbrp insiden cabar-mencabar. Tok imam tu cabar si
mangkuk 3 ekor tu ke surau waktu Maghrib nnt. .Si Ali pun berkata, "Tok
imam ingat kami ni jahil sangat ke? Takpa, nnt kami buktikan yg kami
bkn la jahil sgt spt yg disangkakan" .

Maka apb hampir masuk waktu Maghrib pegilah malaun 3 ekor tu ke surau.
Tok imam pun suruh Ali azan. Tanpa berlengah terus je Ali azan,"Allah
Ta'ala... Allah Ta'ala..." Dg segera tok imam merampas mikrofon drp Ali
& menyuruh tok bilal azan semula. Terselah kejahilan Ali. .Selepas
iqamat, masa nak sembahyang tok imam pun mengangkat takbiratul ihram.
Tok imam pun satu hal, angkat sekali x khusyuk, angkat 2x pun x khusyuk
jgk lg.. .Masuk je kali ketiga, Budin panggil tok imam. "Tok,tok duduk
kat belakang, biar saya jadi imam." ..Tok imam pun undur le ke
belakang…………………………………………………………………………………..

Budin pun angkat le takbiratul ihram. "Allahu akbar!" Maka para makmum
pun ikut angkat takbiratul ihram & memulakan solat. Tiba2 je si
Budin ni pusing ke belakang dan berkata, "Aa, tengok! Sekali jee
tokkkk!!" Lalu batallah solat Budin. Yg lain2 pun ikut berenti sambil
ketawa terbhk2………………………………………..

Tok imam pun mintak pulak si Ciko jadi imam. Si Ciko pun terus ke depan
jadi imam solat tersebut bermula dari takbir sampai le habis
sembahyang. Siap dg wirid2nya sekali. Punyalah respek tok imam kat si
Ciko niii... Lepas solat, tok imam pun puji-memuji leee si Ciko ni...
Tapi dgn bongkaknye si Ciko berkata,

"He hee, itu belum ambil wuduk lagi tu.Kalau tak, lagi dassat aku semayang. He heee..."

Tok imam pun terkedu & terpana...

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ikrom wrote:
aku rasa boo yang sengal....sbb dia post mende nih...hahaha...

kalo nk on kn blk topik ni, terpakse ar aku b'setuju ngan ikrom..hehehe Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 Lol
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korg kalo dh ckp bab bola.... hurmmmm...

qorie mmg sengal... no doubt... topik ni general la... blh jadi org2 dlm kisah tu ja yg ada dlm senarai pemilihan... ke ahli forum ni pn leh masuk snarai utk menentukan siapa plg sengal???
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ceh. konfiden gile n tanpa rase bersalah ko cakap aku sengal ain... Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511
mane dtg keyakinan diri nak cakap gitu...
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boo wrote:
ceh. konfiden gile n tanpa rase bersalah ko cakap aku sengal ain... Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 535511
mane dtg keyakinan diri nak cakap gitu...

sbb ko mmg sengal la... aku tak perlu nk memberi alasan kenapa aku menulis begitu... ahahaha.. kwn2 ko sndiri pn admit... so?? pesal plk aku nk rasa bersalah... bukan aku yg mula2 ckp cmtu kat ko... afro
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ni da makan diri ni ...huhuhu...adei laaaa Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938
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boo wrote:
ni da makan diri ni ...huhuhu...adei laaaa Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938 Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 949938

ko kan suka panaskan line... sekali sekala biar la ko lak jadi mgsa... asek prop, pie, ikrom ja yg kena... hahaha~ korg pakat2 jadi geng sengal pn ok gak aku rasa... Razz Razz Razz
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MANGSA CAM TERUK JER...HEHEHE
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sape lg anggota geng sengal korie?hikhikhik...
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ko tanya incip ain tuh..die juruaudit baba sengall......hehe
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sesapa yg teringin tu amat la dialu-alukan.. qorie akn menerima korg sbg ahli dgn hati yg riang berbunga... hehehehe~ sila2 la mendaftarkan diri anda ngn qorie ye... aku tlg jd jurucakap ja... lol!
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aku tiadak menerima ahli..haha..ain ko buat laa kelab sengal ko..i am legend xperlu sume tuh Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 Icon_twisted Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 Icon_twisted Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 Icon_twisted Siapa yg paling sengal… - Page 2 Icon_twisted
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pdan muka ko korie..
asek2 nak cari salah aku ja..
kan da kena kat ko..
hahahahah~~~~
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hikhihik...cian kt korie...tp xpe r kalo dia dok kisah...

p/s utk prof: meow ade x yg leh bg mamam n main2...xnk hamster...dok best...busuk..
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haha..gmba tu kat tepi pantai batu burok ye dunk?
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aku cam nmpak adam dlm gmbar ni...hahaha...korie pn cam ada gak...
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ish3.. ksian korie... sabda Rasulullah S.A.W, mafhumnya:

"Tidak beriman seseorang itu sehingga dia mengasihi sahabatnya sepertimana dia mengasihi dirinya sendiri.."

kasih = sayang, menjaga hati, mesra, baik, hormat..etc.

TQ.
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hail kamil!!!! cheers
hell ikrom!!! looser


p.e - gambar tu kat pantai YOUEMPTY... Razz << aku suke ikon ni...
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