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PostSubject: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:04 am

Rahim memandu kereta dan tiba-tiba seorang polis menahannya.Rahim
menurunkan tingkap kereta nya dan bertanya kepada polis tersebut.

Rahim : Ye Encik, ade ape masalah??
Polis : Erm..takde pape, saya telah memerhatikan cara pemanduan
encik.Hari ini adalah hari bertuah encik kerana saya ingin memberikan
encik wang tunai sebanyak RM5,000 kerana dianugerah pemandu
terbaik.Tahniah!erm encik akan buat ape dengan wang ini nanti?

Rahim berfikir sejenak lalu die pun berkata

Rahim : Erm saye rase saya nak gune duit ni untuk wat lesen kereta lah.

Mahmud yang duduk disebelahnya menyampuk percakapan si Rahim.

Mahmud : Oo..encik polis jangan dengar ape yang die kate.Die nie bengong sikit kalau dah mabuk todi.

Si Leman yang duduk di belakang pula menjerit dalam kekecewaan.

Leman : Aku dah cakap, kita takkan terlepas dengan kete curi nih!!

Seketika itu, kedengaran pulak dari bonet belakang kereta di ketuk dan
terdengar seseorang berkata Pak!! Pak!! udah sampe ke belom?
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:08 am

susah nk decide sape kali ni. tapi yg pasti en polis xsengal ar. yg "sape plg sengal #1" aritu kesian pak imam dpt vote skali.. hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:11 am

jgan cakap aku sengal dah..hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:15 am

mu xyah kabo.. sume org tau dah.. hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:23 am

ajak syed wrote:
mu xyah kabo.. sume org tau dah.. hahahaha

aku sokong!! cheers cheers cheers

cita ni watak ye pendek sgt la peranannya... sama rata ja peranan memasing... mmg payah nk tentukan... n bg aku, depa ni tak la sengal sgt pn sebenanya... cita sah2 tak relevan tetiba polis tahan nk bg duit smpai RM 5.000... nipu btoi... org yg pos cita ni mmg btol2 sengal la... hahaha~
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:04 am

hhaaha ..gilerr rrr... ..korang mmg buat aku terkedu lalu terkentut tol laaa.haha
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:30 pm

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hhaaha ..gilerr rrr... ..korang mmg buat aku terkedu lalu terkentut tol laaa.haha

mmg no doubt... bukti kesengalan qorie.... What a Face What a Face What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:54 pm

hahhahahaha....
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:41 pm

kori sengal....kori sengal...kori sengal...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:03 pm

weh..wehhh!!! ni ap men'sengal2'kn org nii??!!! xelok tau, nnti pntul blk kt kite pdn muke..dh2, babab kang haa.. sengal kn pd org dlm cite sbb mgkin wujud mgkin x, jgn sengal kn org yg posting cite tu yg smmgnye dh wujud sejak azali lg..
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:37 pm

hehe tq mel..ade pembela upenyaa tp xpe aku xkisah...tu gurauan berkasih namenya..hahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:30 pm

tak rock ar ko ni kamil... hahaha~ aku berani sengal kan si qorie ni sbb aku mmg fully confident dia takkan kisah nya... cmna nk kisah mengkalau dia sndiri suka wat gitu kt org... setan setan setan
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:56 am

kang klau ak jd rock kang trus jd sengal ak.. xpe, biarla org bg kite racun paraquat, kite bg blk org tu madu asli.. (ap mnde ak melalut ni..tnda2 jd sengal la agknye)
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:06 am

jadi rock(batu) xsengal doh..keras kejung situ laa mil..hahaha..bile org bagi kite paraquat sempat nak memblas ke?? ke dah KO???HEHEHE
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:11 am

oo ye xye gak..btl gak tu korie..hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:38 am

kesengalan cerita2 ko makin berambah la korie..
seiring dengan bertambahnya kesengalan ko..
haahah~
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:52 pm

oit prop...kamil dah pesan x baik sengalkan org....ko ni mmg sengal la prop...
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:19 pm

korg ni, dh2 ar sengalkn encik korie.. cian budak 2 tensen kang kurus plak kang
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:44 pm

kurus x chubby la....
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:06 am

oooh....???
time aku kena xpe plak ekk?
xnmpak la plak kamil nasihatkan mmbe2 suh brenti ke hape..
dia join skaki ada la.. Suspect
huhuhu.. inikah nasib yang aku terima..
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:21 pm

ha'ah...x fair btol...
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:21 am

korg ni sume mmg leh membentuk parti sengal se akua... hehe... qorie, prop, ikrom jd senior... kamil jadi junior... Razz Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:45 am

ain jd leader utk muslimah pnye....
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:03 pm

aku tak termasuk memandangkan aku parti berkecuali... aku cuma jadi jurucakap bg korg ja... cheers Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal #2…   Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:50 pm

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oooh....???
time aku kena xpe plak ekk?
xnmpak la plak kamil nasihatkan mmbe2 suh brenti ke hape..
dia join skaki ada la..
huhuhu.. inikah nasib yang aku terima..

hahaha padan muka ko proff..ko kena sbb ko post cite2 lucah w,pon di bulan ramadhan..gile seks...hahaha..bek sengal dari gile seks...haha
dah laa mil biarkan dieorang..aku suka tengok dieorang bahagia
tp nape baru arini aku baru leh masok forum ni?? ni mest keejee proff
tu la nasib ko proff...haha
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