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PostSubject: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:37 pm

Di sebuah kg ada 3 org remaja yg suka lepak. Sorang tu nama dia Ali,
sorang tu Budin dan sorang lagi Ciko. Aktiviti seharian depa ni
menybbkan tok imam x senang duduk. Pd satu hari tok imam tu dtg dg niat
nak tarbiyah depa ni.

Maka berlakulah bbrp insiden cabar-mencabar. Tok imam tu cabar si
mangkuk 3 ekor tu ke surau waktu Maghrib nnt. .Si Ali pun berkata, "Tok
imam ingat kami ni jahil sangat ke? Takpa, nnt kami buktikan yg kami
bkn la jahil sgt spt yg disangkakan" .

Maka apb hampir masuk waktu Maghrib pegilah malaun 3 ekor tu ke surau.
Tok imam pun suruh Ali azan. Tanpa berlengah terus je Ali azan,"Allah
Ta'ala... Allah Ta'ala..." Dg segera tok imam merampas mikrofon drp Ali
& menyuruh tok bilal azan semula. Terselah kejahilan Ali. .Selepas
iqamat, masa nak sembahyang tok imam pun mengangkat takbiratul ihram.
Tok imam pun satu hal, angkat sekali x khusyuk, angkat 2x pun x khusyuk
jgk lg.. .Masuk je kali ketiga, Budin panggil tok imam. "Tok,tok duduk
kat belakang, biar saya jadi imam." ..Tok imam pun undur le ke
belakang…………………………………………………………………………………..

Budin pun angkat le takbiratul ihram. "Allahu akbar!" Maka para makmum
pun ikut angkat takbiratul ihram & memulakan solat. Tiba2 je si
Budin ni pusing ke belakang dan berkata, "Aa, tengok! Sekali jee
tokkkk!!" Lalu batallah solat Budin. Yg lain2 pun ikut berenti sambil
ketawa terbhk2………………………………………..

Tok imam pun mintak pulak si Ciko jadi imam. Si Ciko pun terus ke depan
jadi imam solat tersebut bermula dari takbir sampai le habis
sembahyang. Siap dg wirid2nya sekali. Punyalah respek tok imam kat si
Ciko niii... Lepas solat, tok imam pun puji-memuji leee si Ciko ni...
Tapi dgn bongkaknye si Ciko berkata,

"He hee, itu belum ambil wuduk lagi tu.Kalau tak, lagi dassat aku semayang. He heee..."

Tok imam pun terkedu & terpana...

p/s : moral jangan jadi bangang
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:26 pm

wah..korie dah mula menceburkan diri dalam arena mengepost crita2 lawak..
ekekkeke..
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:28 pm

hahaaa
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:36 pm

aku ingin mengurankan cite lucah ko proff..hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:40 pm

ciko plg sengal. 1st place

moral : jgn jadik mcm ciko
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:56 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:22 pm

mcm name meow je ciko tu..hikhikhik....huahuahu...lawak tol 3 org sengal tu...
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:17 am

mmg sengal... kurang2 nk gak dia mencuba... 1st step tu pnting... hahahaha~
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:55 pm

berlajar dari kesilapan..
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:19 pm

sapa yg salah dlm hal nih...?
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:30 pm

ikrom wrote:
sapa yg salah dlm hal nih...?

kalo aku, aku kata tok imam tu la... huhu... sbb budak2 tu dh mmg sah2 la puak sengal... yg tok imam tu lak dh tau depa mmg tak layak utk imam kan solat berbanding ngn dia, p suh jd imam watpa... ngn tok2 imam sengal sekali... adoyaii...
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:04 pm

hahaha...imam tu mmg something gak rrr..xpenah lagi aku jumpa tok imam jenis waswas...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:42 pm

menjawab pada tajuk topik ni... mybe tok imam tu la yg plg sengal kot... huhuhu~
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:28 am

aku rasa boo yang sengal....sbb dia post mende nih...hahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:34 am

hahaha...aku jgak yg kena..weh ikrom tengok bola mlm esok????
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:43 am

bola apa?...aku suka tido je...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:58 am

xkan nak tengok bola ko plak...bola kelantan kedah..aku blanje ko? nak ?
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:00 am

kelantan kedah? bila..? aku nk tgk gak...
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:02 am

mlm esok....mitak2 ade gaduh2...hehehe..menarik2
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:03 am

amboi2... tak dak semangat 1 malaysia lgsg ko ni... kul bapa? i wish kelantan kalah... tp tgkkan mutu pemain kedah skang ni...... hurmmmmm... sigh..
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:22 am

bayar tiket 10 hengget kena ade drama baru beh...sori laa kedah...main cantik tp finishing cam.....wish gud luck to kedah....
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:27 am

boo wrote:
mlm esok....mitak2 ade gaduh2...hehehe..menarik2

ai boo nk kne gantung stadium lg ke? dh ar FAM mlysia cm gampang skang..hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:38 am

gantung jerrr..baru laa meriah sket piala malaysia..skang kurang publisiti??ko tengok cam final piala FA xda laa hebat sgt game tp cite disebalik tuh hott!!!
FAM da mabuk tu.. xleh paakaai.. tp pasai gantung tu aku setuju rrr ngan FAM..hak22
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:44 am

ok jek game 2.. mlaysia kne da revolusi. Kne da passion cm kelantan ngan selangor tuk wat pembaharuan n carik sponsor invest dlm pasukan n player kualiti.. FAM, bg ar harimau muda masuk liga super. best gle tgk bdk2 tu lanyak team laen

(aik off topik dh kte ni.. )
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PostSubject: Re: Siapa yg paling sengal…   Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:48 am

selangor rr plg kukuh eve n ever dr segi kewangan...kelantan kalo anuar musa blah mmg tanggung hutang giler2 rrr..malaysia mase remaja best tp bile lepas remaja trus hancur..tambah2 yg kawin kebnyakan xleh nak perform...hariamau muda men cantik rr.. mmg off pon.. so sape paling sengal??a adkah mereka yg off topik???haha
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